So Why Don't You Kill Me...

I find myself awake at ten AM on Saturday morning after going to bed just five hours of sleep. My alarm went off in the middle of a sex dream. Well, the sex was just about to happen when all of a sudden Janis Joplin started yelling at me about taking another little piece of her heart. I was very disappointed.

Then I realized that I didn't buy my sister a present for her Wedding Shower that is happening today (the reason for the alarm) so I feel like an even smaller piece of crap than usual. Being fired twice in two weeks has made me a bit self-centered and most other things have just slipped my mind. Ugh. I'm a bit of a loser at the moment.