All By Myself...

In a nutshell...

*I went on a date Friday night.

*Realized I was going to die alone when I rejected him because he was too nice.

*Spent most of the evening in silent cringe.

*After the kiss and hug goodnight I actually said,’That’s all you get!"

*Oh fuck, I just want to meet some great guy so I don’t have to go on anymore bad, uncomfortable dates!