Smoking Cigarettes and Watching Captain Kangaroo...

It's 10:30 am and my roommates are giggling already. I can imagine the scene...She's sitting on the bed picking the sock lint from between her toes. He's coming out of the bathroom fresh from his morning BM. The sight of her eagerly digging at her toes fills him with a deep desire to tickle her. She looks up just in time to see him coming at her with tickle fingers. She screams, 'NO!' in mock protest, but it's too late! The tickling is swift and fierce as the giggling grows louder and more shrill. Finally they pull apart exhausted and breathless. After a moment of resting she resumes picking her toe lint and he scratches himself. Ah, domestic life...

Now back to my plate of Tater Tots and BBQ sauce.