I want you to know, I'm happy for you

I...

...love cute boys with accents who offer to help me with my groceries.

...love coming home to a clean apartment and comfy pants.

...buy fruit as decoration.

...almost bought a Chinese screen from Pier 1 Imports, but decided against it when I couldn't figure out how to get it home.

...find the strangest things happen when I actually leave my apartment which is why...

...love living in Hollywood.

...am clumsy and awkward and one day someone will love that about me.

...am still sexy even though I've gained a pound or ten.

...will feel sexier once I start running.

...forgive myself for all the fucked up things I've done.