Oh God...

Looks like Paris Hilton and I have more in common than our love of sons of Greek Tycoons.

Some tips:

• At the three, six and nine month marks you will get so horny that you will want to shag anyone who stands upwind. Just wait it out and it will go away.
• Astroglide and late night soft core porn will help you through those lonely nights.
• Surround yourself with those who are also celibate. You can find them in Dungeons and Dragon chat rooms and elementary schools.
• Just keep telling yourself that this is a choice and you can have sex anytime you want. Yep, just a choice. *sigh*