I'm sick of hearing...

...That feminism is dead.

...That I should smile when I don't wanna.

...There is no way I'm thirty, because I don't look that old.

...Or that your mother is three years older than me, eighteen year old boy.

...That I should get over it. (I'm going to be mad until I'm not.)

...That it's my fault you're an asshole. (But thanks for attributing me the power to control your actions. I wish...)

...That my soulmate is waiting for me. What if I were late and he left?