OMG! OMG! OMG!

I happen to love Vince "I-had-no-idea-he-had-a-last-name" Offer the spokesman for ShamWow! ShamWow is that all purpose shammy that, if you believe the hype, would absorb the moisture from my panties after a Robert Downey Jr. movie marathon. Needless to say, I was sold!

Here's the clip if you've been living in some cultural void where infomercials don't exist:



Well, Vince is back with the SlapChop! There are no words to describe the subtly perverted awesomeness of this video:



"Guys, were gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time." Priceless.

Slap on, Vince, slap on.