Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie a man after midnight...

Top ten signs that I need to get laid....

10-I post sexy pictures of myself on my flickr account in the hopes that someone will tell me I look good.
9.-I TVio soft-core porn on Cinemax.
8-Rubbing big plastic beach balls seems deepy erotic to me.
7-I take a little longer washing certain body parts in the shower.
6-I type naughty messages to my fuck-buddy during work.
5-I listen to my Al Green CD over and over and over and over again.
4-I begin to plot "accidents" against people who brag about their sex lives.
3-I fantasize about every good looking man I see..Okay every man I see.
2-I get so turned on by The Sims 2 that I have to stop and masturbate.

and Finally the number One sign that I need to get laid:
1- haven't had sex in THREE MONTHS!!!!