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Here's the deal...

Say you go to a friend's house Friday night. Say there were no street lights on and it was dark and rainy. Say that when you were making a right turn you jumped the curb, scaring the freckles off of you. Say you drive home a few hours later and everything is great, so great you find yourself singing along to Arrowsmith songs at the top of your lungs.

Say you lounge around all Saturday because of staying up all night cuddling and making out with said friend whose house you visited the night before. Say you don't leave your apartment at all. Say you decide to go out grocery shopping Sunday night and find your tire is flat. Say at that moment you remember jumping the curb and that it actually caused some damage to the car. Say you say " Aww shit!" out loud to an empty parking lot.

Say you get back to your apartment and realize that you have to miss work to get this tire fixed. Say this makes you stress out because you aren't the most efficient assistant and you might lose your job.

Say you wake up the next day and all the stress from the previous night has caused your IBS to act up. Say you can't go get the tire fixed as early as you wanted because you can't leave until your colon stops it's spasms...

So...yeah.