You'a like, no?

I think I'm going through my Madonna Sex Book, hitch-hiking nude, latex bondage gear, "Justify my Love" phase right now. All I think about is sex and taking lots of nudie pictures of my curvy bod. In fact I'm trying to get in shape so if I ever have to disrobe in front of another horny soul I can strut without worry. The last thing I want is to have my ravishing of a helpless male disturbed by lame thoughts of what my ass look like at any given angle.

I have dreams in which I dream I'm having great sex. Then I nocturnally omit. Yep.

Are you all hot and bothered yet?