"I did it for Johnny!"

"This dates back to the early eighties!" Claims upweyguy, the individual who put this video on YouTube.

Really? That far back? All the way back to the early eighties? Wow. That's like old. Did they even have video back then? Or TV? It was just so long ago...

Yeah, it was 1984, you little shit, upweyguy. I remember watching it with my sister and laughing my ass off. Yeah, it was over twenty years ago, so what? It was fucking funny.

I'm way too drunk for this right now.