It's time for an apology...

I've treated myself poorly and must apologize for that. So, Debbye, I must apologize for:

• Putting you in the presence of silly, emotionally stunted boys whose utter lack of regard for your feelings left you questioning your self-worth and lovability.
• Making you even think that your self-worth is connected to the affection of another person rather than your own accomplishments and sense of self.
• Brian. We're gonna laugh about that one later over some beers. Jeez, whew, was that a royal fuck-up...