Hey Mr Tamborine Man...

I'm gonna start Nutrisystem because my ass is huge! So while waiting for my food order I've been eating like I was a heroin addict about to go into rehab. It's fitting into a bridesmaid dress and, well, other shallow reasons which I cannot (and will not) mention here that drives me into such a dramatic choice. At least its not the diet with Kristie Alley, I just couldn't look myself in the mirror if I did that one.