I love to Laugh! HA HA HA HA!

My Cell Phone Voicemail Message: "Hi, you've reached Debbye. I'm unable to come to my phone right now but if you leave your name, number and a brief massage I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks."

Message From Unknown Caller With Thick Hispanic Accent: "Hector?"

Pause.

Click.

Man, it doesn't get any better than that...