Inbetween days...

I have realized a few things while I've been on my mini-vacation (ie watching TV and playing The Sims 2 while never leaving my apartment) and I thought I'd share them with the four or five people who might read this...

1. I will never date another naked person. It's not nudity I don't like, its just those boys who like to walk around my apartment nekked. I don't want to see your penis unless it's erect. I especially don't want to see it limp. And bouncing around my apartment. Or in my kitchen near my food. Put some shorts on.

2. I am not meant to work in the corporate world. I am going to be a make-up artist and never work on the phones again.

3. Everyone should see the documentary "Hoop Dreams".

4. No matter how I try to make it two separate rooms I have realized that I live in one big room.

5. I watch too much TV and its making me boring...

6. Being single is great because if you ever have gas that smells like a mixture of cabbage and raw sewage you never have to apologize, just let go and let god.

7. I talk to myself. Alot. Sometimes I narrate my life like its a reality television show. Gas withstanding, I do need a boyfriend.

8. I thought this book,The Friend Who Got Away, would be a light funny read, but it was really sad and depressing. So much so that I had to stop reading it at times.

9. I love to sleep in. And yes 6:30 does count when usually get up at 4:30 am.

10. Next time I do this I must leave my apartment or else I will go crazy.