Promise of a new day

Dove lotion claims that women have a natural glow. That is a load of bollocks. Women don't have natural glowing properties. We're made up of the same biological material of the non-glowing male population. No, you see I'm somehow expected to glow like a fucking angel because Dove lotion wants to make money.

This fact is so clear to me now as I sit with a bag of frozen berry mix on my belly. Why do I have a bag of frozen berry mix on my belly? Because I'm on my period and I only have Midol and Tylenol PM. One has caffeine and the other has a soporific effect. Neither is desirable at 4:42 in the morning. At this present moment have no desire or ability to glow whether it's for myself or some man in my life. If this glow is a natural part of womanhood, shouldn't it just exist? Why do I need lotion for this effect?

Anyways, I feel more like a woman at this moment than if I were to immerse myself in a vat of Dove lotion. So fuck off.