We'll have a gay ol' time

I am confused.

First there was this guy in college who would damn near hunt me down so we could have flirty banter. Then there was this guy from high school who was in about every play that was produced. Finally there was George Michael who sang about want my sex.

The common thread, I was completely off about their sexuality.

S. and I would give each other the longing stares and lingering hugs. I really enjoyed the innocent playfulness of our flirting and never wondered why this six foot tall, blond hair, blue eyed babe never had a girlfriend. Until a few weeks ago when my friend told me that S. finally came out of the closet. Now it all made since! There was this time about four years ago when there was this party and I was going to make a move on the young lad. I snuggled up to him and started rubbing my hand up and down his neck. When he didn't respond I shrugged it off and looked for another boy to play with (I was a bit slutty back then.) When there were no desirable prospects I went looking for S. and found him passed out on the couch.

That was the only night I considered making a move on S. Well, okay, I just never got the opportunity again. And now I find he's gay which explains alot.

The one who I thought was gay just turns out to be artistic. He was the lead in every play and had a strange asexuality about him. My friends and I just thought he was gay. I mean why not? Theater + singer + dreamy + nice to me = gay (at least when I was in high school.) Now I find on myspace that he's straight. Now I know what you're thinking, he just may not have come out of the closet yet. But at 31 I think someone would know if they're straight or gay, especially on myspace.

So he's straight, which explains nothing.

George Michael, I think that explains itself.

I wonder how off I've been in the past...