It's all good

Everything is good.

I'm fine.

I'm glad I don't have to go back to a minimum wage jobs where I'm an outsider because I'm an old lady.

And after a few relaxing days in a suite overlooking the Mission Bay Marina in San Diego, I can say that I have started making plans that make me excited to be alive.

All is well.

Continue what you were doing.

I suck. I suck at life. I suck at everything.

I fell like a walking talking piece of crap. It happened again for the fourth time in my life. In the past three years. Fuck.

I was fucking fired.

From another fucking job.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

What the fuck? What is my fucking problem? I'm so pissed and sad and hurt. Now all I can do is cry to the heavens about how un-fucking-fair life can be sometimes. I can tell you that what actually got me fired was so dumb and unfair that I can't even talk about it.

My response to being fired is running away. Since I can't think of looking for another job anytime soon and school starts next week I can only run away for three days and two nights. I've booked a hotel room in San Diego and plan on walking along the beach and visiting The Whaley House, a crazy haunted house. I also plan on sitting in my room and crying a bit. And eating. Lovely, lovely eating.

And DRINKING! Lovely, lovely drinking.

Fuck.

I heart satire

I have to say Gina Gershon does a great Sarah Palin:

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